Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Silent Horse

Sometimes a well meant and well thought out action is perceived otherwise by the people affected by it. Countless relationships end, not due to genuine faults of one or both of the couple, but due to dissimilar perceptions that start as minor irritants and end in irreconcilable differences. The piquant thing is that when such a long chain of unfortunate events is viewed in retrospect, often it is the presence of minor, trifling episodes that catalyze the bigger ones.

In case you are wondering about the apparent disconnect between the gravitas of the opening paragraph and the seemingly irrelevant title, let me first put your mind to rest by stating that my intention is not to dwell on the unplesantries of life or relationships. Quite on the contrary, I'll write about a funny incident; one that I had heard back in my undergrad days at Kharagpur. However it also illustrates the effects of reasonable actions being misunderstood, but this time, the matter ended in humor and not tragedy.

The person who told me the story was my hall senior, Sripal Meghani. Meghani was active in English dramatics. One evening when we had returned to our Patel hall after a long day of classes, consumed the evening snacks and proceeded to sip tea in the outside courtyard, we drifted into a conversation about dramatics productions in the recent past. That is when he told me the following tale, which I'll say in my own words.

Like other years, that year too, the productions competing for the inter hall English drama competition were being enacted before a packed audience in Netaji Auditorium. The year and hall will go un-named (for reasons not motivated by need of secrecy but rather by my lapse of memory) A crucial scene was being performed, where four people were seated on the stage, facing each other and engaged in an extremely heated and animated debate.

Accordingly to the script, the debate was supposed to gradually trail off to a momentary silence. Then, from the backstage, the recorded cry of a horse would resonate, upon which one of the characters would rise and resume the dialogue. The cry of the horse was in keeping with the story and formed the basis of the ensuing conversation.

The play was proceeding smoothly. The actors dazzled in their vitriolic discourse. The audience followed them with rapt attention. In due course they relaxed the vigor of the words and then fell silent. As the audience hurried to catch their breath, the actors expectantly waited to hear the horse.

Exactly at this juncture, the play veered off the steady course of the script.

There was some electro-mechanical problem in backstage. The cassette player was jammed; nervous hands couldn't disentangle the tapes and as the actors kept waiting onstage, the silence that was welcome and awe-inspiring at first, turned increasingly questionable and fishy. The audience having recovered their composure, began to cast suspicious looks at the fidgeting figures on stage who all of a sudden had become dumb.

Seconds ticked off. The actors cast surreptitious glances at themselves and towards backstage. The situation was rapidly getting out of control. Something had to done fast, else the initial build-up of the play would all go down the drain. Should the actors rely on fate and wait for the damn horse to neigh? Or should the heroics on stage go beyond the confines of the script and the actors take charge of the situation via some brilliant improvisation?

And the latter it was to be. After a few more moments of defeaning silence, the actor who was supposed to resume the dialogue, abruptly stood up. He took a couple of unsure steps forward, steadied himself, cleared his throat and proclaimed loudly, "I think I hear a horse's cry!" and with these prophetic words, resumed the thread of dialogue that was supposed to follow. The audience was flabbergasted and went for a collective 'Huh?' But the ensuing dialogue seemed to make sense and soon they were immersed back in the story.

Given the situation, the actor perhaps made the most reasonable decision. A reference to a horse's cry was essential. But the audience perceived of him as being weird, possibly as a result of having mixed up his lines.

Anyways, that is the end of my story. Sadly I don't recollect, if Meghani had told me about the results of that competition and whether that production or the actor had got any award or recognition for their efforts.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Walking through Manhattan

New York City is a vibrant melting pot of architecture, culture and humanity. Since I live in New Jersey, I have been to New York City countless number of times, over the years, often showing the city around to my friends. Through the course of these 'site-seeing tours', I have evolved a itinerary which I believe showcases a good part of the city for the first time tourist. This is how it goes


Phase I: Downtown and Ferry Rides
(Ground Zero, Trinity Church, NYSE Building, Bull, Battery Park, Ferry Ride)


For best results take the PATH to WTC (Red Line). If you are driving, take exit 15W in NJTP, then I-280 West, take the first exit to Harrison and then take a right at the first intersection, a left at the second (traffic light), left at the third (traffic light). If you drive straight, you’ll reach the Harrison PATH station with lots of parking garages nearby. From Harrison you’ll find the PATH towards WTC.

If coming via NJ Transit, get off at Newark Penn Station, take the PATH till WTC.

The train will emerge right into Ground Zero and you can see all the wreckage all around you. In the station, there are numerous quotes about NYC. Get out of the station, cross the street and walk past the 21st century departmental store and turn left till you hit broadway. You are in the financial district of NYC. Take a right and walk along broadway and take a look at the names engraved on the street (Jawaharlal Nehru’s name is there on the other side of the street). Walk till you reach Trinity Church. After you have seen that cross the street to Wall Street. Walk till the NYSE building front side (with the US flag). Make a right, walk in front of the NYSE building, walk past the AMeX building and make a right into one of the lanes at the end of the street. As you emerge into broadway again, you’ll see a statue of a bull on your right and a small park called Bowling Green to your left. Beyond Bowling Green, there is a Smithsonian Museum (formerly a post office). Cross the street and go to the Battery Park Area and walk till Castle Clinton. You’ll reach the area where Ferry tickets are sold.

Phase II: Midtown
(Little Italy, Chinatown, Union Square)

Take a subway to Prince Street. From there walk to Mulberry Street and walk along the whole street. You are in the Little Italy area. The road is beautifully decorated. You’ll see nice roadside shops selling home made Italian foods, curio shops, painting shops selling Godfather paintings, restaurants etc. Chinatown runs parallel to Little Italy (to the left of Mulberry if you are going there from Prince Street) It’s worth a brief visit.

(Optional) Take a subway to Union Square, 14 Street – the surrounding area and parks are nice.

You can have lunch at either Little Italy, or if you want Indian food, from Union Square take a subway to Lexington Avenue. There are 8-10 good Indian restaurants from 27th Street onwards till 32-33rd Street etc.

Phase III – Upper West and East Sides
(Central Park, Metropolitan Museum)

Take a subway to Upper West side of NYC and west of Central Park. You can get down at the 81st street station, take a walk along the Park till the Turtle pond area. There is small castle (Belvedere Castle) beside the Turtle Pond area. If you have more energy you can walk further up the park and see some bigger lakes. Else you can walk across till the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Phase IV – Uptown
(Grand Central Station, Rockefeller Center, Times Square, Empire State Building)

Take a subway till Grand Central Station and spend some time inside. Get to the area which has the huge dome shaped blue ceiling with stars etc painted up. From there, step out and the surrounding area is nice. You can see the Chrysler Building adjacent. Walk till the Rockefeller Center (47th-50th Street). You can also take the lift and go underground once you are there.

From there, walk to Times Square. Walk along 6th Avenue (till 42nd Street) as it has a nice feel. You’ll walk past the NY Public Library building, along Bryant Park. (You can sit in Bryant Park for a while and enjoy the surroundings, over a cup of coffee – it has a very nice feel). From there walk till 8th Avenue which is where Times Square starts. Apart from the two buildings, you’ll see buildings for Nasdaq, Reuters, Morgan Stanley, ESPN Zone, NBC Studios, Toysaurous etc. You can go inside some of them. Stand in the small strip between the two buildings (at the intersection of Broadway and 7th) for the best photo shoots.

From there walk to Empire State building (5th Ave and 34st Street)

These four roughly form a quadrilateral in the order that I have written with the Rockefeller to Times Square diagonal the longer one.

Return Journey

NJ Penn Station: 8th Ave and 31st Street
PATH: One around 6th Ave and 33-34th Street

Some Areas Not Covered

  1. Lot of museums (Guggenhiem, Natural History etc)
  2. The whole of Greenwich Village – ideal for fine dining in the night. In the midtown area (Bleecker Street, McDouggal Street)
  3. UN building. Close to Grand Central but in another direction from Rockefeller. They have nice guided tours of the General Assembly and Security Council Halls)
  4. The NYU and the Washington Square Park area (close to the village)

Note that this tour covers a lot of places for one day. Be prepared to walk a lot. While in the central park area walking can seem tiresome as it’s still day and you can rest and take it easy. But I am sure that you wouldn’t tire of walking in the night (Phase IV).